Sunday, December 11, 2005

In Which I Predict the Future

Since there a number of current news stories which involve suspense, I thought I would offer some predictions:

1. Arnold got clobbered trying to be the Conservanator with his initiatives, and he once felt some weight-lifting camaraderie for Tookie, so Tookie is getting clemency.

2. Nothing makes Muslims happier than nauseating Dhimmi groveling, so the four peace activist hostages will be released, just as Giuliana Sgrena was.

3. Let us say that this last one is not even a prediction, but an observation about where the natural course of events seems to be leading: Aided by UN and EU spinelessness along with left-wing pacifism and obstructionism in the US, and in the extremely unlikely eventuality that Moshiach will not have arrived a year earlier, Iran will have nukes in one year, chas veshalom.

What do you think?

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